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Nalerki akik sa newslalu na itey!

Filipino Man Arrested for Allegedly Putting Semen in Coworkers Drink

( o title pa lang gusto ko ng tumambling ng tatlong beses!)

Orange , Calif. - Police arrested 31-year old Michael Lallana on Tuesday for allegedly sneaking into a coworker’s office and ejaculating into her water bottle on two separate occasions, once in January and another in April of this year. Friends and classmates of Lallana confirmed his ethnicity as Filipino.

According to the district attorney, the unnamed victim felt sick after drinking out of the contaminated water bottle. A DNA test later confirmed that the water bottle allegedly contained Lallana’s semen.

Lallana has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of releasing offensive materials in public and assault. He also faces possible charges of committing a crime for sexual gratification. If convicted, he faces a maximum of three years of prison, and may have to register as a sex offender.

Lallana has since lost his job as a field director for Northwestern Mutual Financial Company.

Lallana is out on bail and scheduled for an arraignment on September 14 in Santa Ana.

 

 

Dito galing ang balita..anjan din ang mocture ng manyakitang minchin!

 

Nakakalowka! Ang lakas magtrip ng mintol na itey ha! Talagang liborya sya at nilagay pa sa baso ng jijinumin ng nyofis-mate nya!Ansya ata lolo mo! hahaha!

 

Yung totoo, chika lang naman sa mga beki na sila na lang ang gumawa nun kung sakaling maliboryahan sya..o ayan, di prisonera pa ang eksena nya kung sakali!

A Day at My Life in the Owfis: Award!

Last week itey.

Tahimik na ang lahat ng biglang may I lapit ang nyosing at shinowag kami.

Nyosing: Kyubas muna kayo sa mga area nyo. May iispluk lang akizam.

Excited naman kami at feeling namen ay may nyotid itong good news.

Nyosing: (itsurang bad mood) Sinekla ang last na nagfly-lalu sa inyo nung Wednesdrax?

Tiningan ang lahat sa nyoligid.. May nagshoas ng kamay.. Akik po-spluk ng isa..

Nyosing: Jiniwan nyong jukas ang mga jilaw.. Fati ung jinto, jukas! Nagjumbong sa akik ang gardenia--winarla akik! Pagjosok ko pa lang, inisplakabum na yung nangyari! Warlang-warla! Witchikik daw tinegi the lights! Pati jintuan, wa closure! E pano kung may ma-lotlot ditey?! Nung araw na yun, maaga muhlack akis nag-fly! Ikaw, Chuva! Nasaan ka nung joraw na yun? Bkit wa ka man lang spluk ng goodbye na magpa-fly ka na pala?! Ilang nyeses mo na yan jinulit! Fly ka ng fly na wa spluk kung san ka pa-fly! Kalerki! Puro ka jinternet! Pinagyobihan na kita!

Ayun o, lerking-lerki yung mga garding sa kyuba! Pano daw kung may malotlot ditey? E di sila ang wawarlahin! Baka sa junod e joyaan na lang nila yan! Ni-lockation na lang daw nila itey!

Responsilibidad nyo din ang mga gamitey ditey! Pag akizam puma-fly, may I check akik jan sa mga areas nyo. Yung recruitment, akik pa ang nagtetegeru ng jilaw nyo jan! Ganyan din ang aconting! Pag pa-flylalu na kayey, i-sight tsina nyo muna kung naka-tegi na lahat- jilaw, jercon..compyupyu!

O sya, sige na..come back film na kayo sa worklalu nyo..

Pak! Award ito!